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Offline Coach Comeback

21 Undeniable Adult Truths - Funny
« on: September 28, 2013, 04:41:33 PM »

1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.


3. I take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.


4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.


5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


6. Was learning joined up writing really necessary?


7. Google maps really needs to start their directions on number 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my street.


8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.


10. Bad decisions make good stories.


11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.


12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.


13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.


14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..


16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.


17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.


18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?


19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!


20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their mobile phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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Offline SuccessfulPG

Re: 21 Undeniable Adult Truths - Funny
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2013, 08:04:39 PM »
HAHAHAHA !!!!

These are so good.... and SO true !!!
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Offline Jane Robinson

Re: 21 Undeniable Adult Truths - Funny
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2013, 11:51:12 AM »
These are all so true.  I have always said that I wish someone would tell me at 2p.m. to go my bed, lay down and take a nap.  Even if you don't sleep, rest.   Also said that I should get baby soft skin the older I get since I am longer crawling on pavement, shimmying up tree trunks, etc.  Also love #11:  True.

Offline Coach Comeback

Re: 21 Undeniable Adult Truths - Funny
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2013, 12:11:46 PM »
Welcome Jane!  =-)

I love number 21.

I definitely could benefit for a midday nap every now and then!  If only my OCD would allow for it lol
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Offline chelacarmel

Re: 21 Undeniable Adult Truths - Funny
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2013, 06:35:52 PM »
hahahah thank u.... loved it ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D

Offline mspillman

Re: 21 Undeniable Adult Truths - Funny
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2014, 12:01:57 PM »
Additionally.....

The older I get directly corresponds to how often I go into a room and then wonder why the heck I went there in the first place!  :P


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